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1. Charter a helicopter, hover hundreds of feet above a
crowded public event, light yourself on fire, and jump.
2. IRONIC DEATH #1. - Get really plastered, load your car
with impact-triggered explosives, and drive at 110 mph into
a MADD or AA meeting.
3. Jump off the second story floor of a shopping mall,
aiming your deadly plunge just right so you skewer yourself
on the nozzle of a fountain. For extra zaniness, load your
clothing with pennies.
4. At a gas station, find the big tanks they keep the fuel
in, open one, and create a spark.
5. On the 4th of July, find the area where they launch the
fireworks and lay on top of the launch tubes.
6. Another impact explosive technique: Put a lot of it
under your clothing and pick a fight with somebody.
7. If you can, sneak onto the space shuttle launch pad and
lay beneath those big-assed engines.
8. Better yet: Strap yourself to the nose of the shuttle.
If the launch doesnt kill you, you will have a great view
of the heavens before you explosively decompress in the
vacuum of space.
9. Or, even better: If youre an astronaut, poke a hole in
the hull. Everything, including you and your crewmates,
will be sucked out through it, even if it is very tiny.
10. Arrange for somebody to accidentally drop a grand
piano on your head as you walk down the street.
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1. Charter a helicopter, hover hundreds of feet above a
crowded public event, light yourself on fire, and jump.
2. IRONIC DEATH #1. - Get really plastered, load your car
with impact-triggered explosives, and drive at 110 mph into
a MADD or AA meeting.
3. Jump off the second story floor of a shopping mall,
aiming your deadly plunge just right so you skewer yourself
on the nozzle of a fountain. For extra zaniness, load your
clothing with pennies.
4. At a gas station, find the big tanks they keep the fuel
in, open one, and create a spark.
5. On the 4th of July, find the area where they launch the
fireworks and lay on top of the launch tubes.
6. Another impact explosive technique: Put a lot of it
under your clothing and pick a fight with somebody.
7. If you can, sneak onto the space shuttle launch pad and
lay beneath those big-assed engines.
8. Better yet: Strap yourself to the nose of the shuttle.
If the launch doesnt kill you, you will have a great view
of the heavens before you explosively decompress in the
vacuum of space.
9. Or, even better: If youre an astronaut, poke a hole in
the hull. Everything, including you and your crewmates,
will be sucked out through it, even if it is very tiny.
10. Arrange for somebody to accidentally drop a grand
piano on your head as you walk down the street.
Add your style here.