Hi everyone, my name is Robert. I have a 1st class honours in Finance and Engineering double degree, and a MBA all from NUS. This is my diary, written on 26 April 2030.
5:30am - My master's kid come in wake me up, very sian, given I slept only 3:30am 2 hours ago. He want me to wipe his backside. I stood there for 15 minutes, wait for him to ****, then wipe his backside. Help him wash hand, then he go back sleep. Bo bian la, at least I got a job, not like my brother, unemployed since he graduated froim NTU. Who ask him don't come NUS.
6:30am - My wife make breakfast for my master, and I went to get a copy of pinoy times for him. Got hit over the head for being late, but ok la, he is true talent.
7am - Chauffer my master to work. He looks dressed to the 9s, I think today is an important networking day for him. Speaking of that, there seems to be more sinkie beggars at the sinkie entrance by the rubbish dump. Who ask them never study hard enough, cannot get job?
10am - I made for my master 300k on the share market. Hope he'll reward me well. I can see he's having a good time at his networking session. Ok, cannot talk liao, he just asked me to make him a martini.
2pm - knn. I just heard ah siao got promoted to chief servant. Wah lao, he from NTU, and not only that, his GPA is only 4.2, so stupid, I 4.3 leh. NUS ranking is #8 in the world, and NTU is #12, so lousy! Anyone also can get in like that! Also, based on last year's performance, I made $32.25 more than him leh. Like that also can. I must go complain to my master, demote him! I saw him taking a 5 second break just now, slacker!
4pm - My first meal of the day. Ate the leftovers of my master's networking session. Heard NS is getting cut from 2 yrs to 1 yr, 11 mths and 30 days. Wah lao, now all the youngsters damn gu niang. Wear skirt and suck on their mama's breast lah! One more day they also cannot take, not like me so garang. How to defned country? They should make NS 5 years, so we can better protect our country! Pui!
5pm - Chauffer my master to the club. Couldn't carry his bag into the club, as no sinkies and dogs allowed. I can understand lah, talents should mix with talents, our conversation too low class for them. Meritocracy mah, if I'm that good, I would be able to go in. Need to go back office liao, cannot say too much
11pm - My sinkie wife come disturb me at work, bring for me me the leftovers from my master's dinner. Wah lao, she cannot see I working meh? Shouldn't have married this sinkie woman. No wonder all my friends say sinkie girls are GCP, only know how to suck your money dry, marry ethopian girl better, they know how to take care of their man, help them in their career. Seriously considering divorcing her. She say we should run away. Why so weak one? All the sinkie girl really cannot take hardship man, little bit also complain.
2:30am - Finally! Time to go home. I made for my master $2,345,678.91 in the stock market. He say he'll give me comission of $1 for every million. Now I made $2. Soon I'll have enough to buy freedom for me and my wife. Or maybe just myself, if I divorce my wife.
5:30am - My master's kid come in wake me up, very sian, given I slept only 3:30am 2 hours ago. He want me to wipe his backside. I stood there for 15 minutes, wait for him to ****, then wipe his backside. Help him wash hand, then he go back sleep. Bo bian la, at least I got a job, not like my brother, unemployed since he graduated froim NTU. Who ask him don't come NUS.
6:30am - My wife make breakfast for my master, and I went to get a copy of pinoy times for him. Got hit over the head for being late, but ok la, he is true talent.
7am - Chauffer my master to work. He looks dressed to the 9s, I think today is an important networking day for him. Speaking of that, there seems to be more sinkie beggars at the sinkie entrance by the rubbish dump. Who ask them never study hard enough, cannot get job?
10am - I made for my master 300k on the share market. Hope he'll reward me well. I can see he's having a good time at his networking session. Ok, cannot talk liao, he just asked me to make him a martini.
2pm - knn. I just heard ah siao got promoted to chief servant. Wah lao, he from NTU, and not only that, his GPA is only 4.2, so stupid, I 4.3 leh. NUS ranking is #8 in the world, and NTU is #12, so lousy! Anyone also can get in like that! Also, based on last year's performance, I made $32.25 more than him leh. Like that also can. I must go complain to my master, demote him! I saw him taking a 5 second break just now, slacker!
4pm - My first meal of the day. Ate the leftovers of my master's networking session. Heard NS is getting cut from 2 yrs to 1 yr, 11 mths and 30 days. Wah lao, now all the youngsters damn gu niang. Wear skirt and suck on their mama's breast lah! One more day they also cannot take, not like me so garang. How to defned country? They should make NS 5 years, so we can better protect our country! Pui!
5pm - Chauffer my master to the club. Couldn't carry his bag into the club, as no sinkies and dogs allowed. I can understand lah, talents should mix with talents, our conversation too low class for them. Meritocracy mah, if I'm that good, I would be able to go in. Need to go back office liao, cannot say too much
11pm - My sinkie wife come disturb me at work, bring for me me the leftovers from my master's dinner. Wah lao, she cannot see I working meh? Shouldn't have married this sinkie woman. No wonder all my friends say sinkie girls are GCP, only know how to suck your money dry, marry ethopian girl better, they know how to take care of their man, help them in their career. Seriously considering divorcing her. She say we should run away. Why so weak one? All the sinkie girl really cannot take hardship man, little bit also complain.
2:30am - Finally! Time to go home. I made for my master $2,345,678.91 in the stock market. He say he'll give me comission of $1 for every million. Now I made $2. Soon I'll have enough to buy freedom for me and my wife. Or maybe just myself, if I divorce my wife.